The New York Times is absolutely idyllic

The New York Times has done it again. Yawn. Has anything ever changed? The NYT supported “Uncle Joe” Stalin, and supported him avidly through the 1930s. The NYT told us that we were defeated in Vietnam, though today we learn that the Tet Offensive in 1968 was wildly successful. This was the battle that Walter Cronkite donned his helmet and declared we had lost the war. Thank God for unbiased reporting in the likes of Dan Rather! North Vietnamese tell us today that it took them over three years to recover from the battle loss, and that it was not until 1971, that they began to take control again. I am very tired of this pathetic un-American newspaper trying to usurp the democratic powers that be. Remember, if NYT had its way, we would all be Communist today.
In line with that, I have created a list of ten suggested bumperstickers for people to put on their cars; they are not too complex, as Americans are not too deep, but they just tend to know a lemon when they see one.

NYT recommends you vote for
Stalin: Ho Chi Minh: Hillary Clinton

NYT: Support Your Local Al Queda

NYT: Security is triumphed by your right to know before you get blown up

NYT: Next time you meet a terrorist, thank the NYT.

NYT: Terror before Security
Bush: Security before Terror

NYT: You liked us supporting Uncle Joe?
You’ll love us supporting terrorists!

NYT: Moslems really want peace;
Pay no attention to the Osama behind the curtain.

NYT: Osama was a misunderstood 40th child.

NYT: Dems can reason with Al Queda

NYT: We will tell you what to think
Pay no attention to other media

Please add your ideas; NYT needs all the help it can get. May I just say again, the NYT has not ever accused the US of wrongful doing; merely they suggest that there may one day be wrongdoing; therefore they give all secrets away to the enemy and have the audacity to call themselves patriotic Americans.